Being offended by cursing on the internet is like being offended by titties at a nudie bar. April 20th, 2011

Is it time to start moveonagain.org? August 26th, 2010

Ever notice that the people calling others greedy always think they deserve more money? August 12th, 2010

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. August 6th, 2010

A sinking approval rating it seems is only news worthy if you are a republican. July 21st, 2010

"Before I formed you in the womb,I knew you, but didn't really care about you until after the 2nd trimester." Jeremiah 1:5-10 (New Liberal Version) June 30th, 2010

Soccer is a socialist sport. They tie to spread the win around. June 20th, 2010

I thought my Tivo was looking out for my greater good, until that is it suggested I record Whale Wars. June 18th, 2010

Hey liberals. Remember when you said Obama had enough executive experience to hold the executive branch of office? Here's mud in your face. June 16th, 2010

Obama and truth are like Oil and Water. We need Kevin Costner to separate them. June 15th, 2010

Soccer had to have been created by a liberal. Who else would be ok with a competition ending in a tie? Lets make sure everyone gets a pat on the back. June 12th, 2010

The most common oxymoron is the US today is "Obama for America." June 10th, 2010

Too bad we can't send Billy Mays and a few hundred orders or Mighty Mendit to the gulf. That would beat the hell out of the top kill. June 8th, 2010

Correct me if Im wrong, but BP does stand for BRITISH Petroleum right? Would they care to help out with any of this mess? June 3rd, 2010

The only difference between Obama and BP is that BP provides us with something positive some of the time... May 27th, 2010

I'm so conservative the right side of my body is 4x stronger than the left. May 27th, 2010

If life is priceless why are we so worried about the cost? April 23rd, 2010

Stupak, you high tailing cowardly son of a bitch. April 9th, 2010

What flavor is this Kool Aid? Mmm hope and change...my favorite. March 31, 2010

Did you know the 17th century latin term for metrosexual is Haec-Vir? March 31, 2010

Is it bad when you drink so much your piss is carbonated? March 23, 2010

It is really awkward posting flyers in the bathroom. Do I wash my hands? March 11, 2010

Is it me, or does Jihad Jane look just like Aunty Entity from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? March 10, 2010

I get the credit for starting this one. Look out everyone....Global Quaking!!!! March 8, 2010

The only thing you can do liberally is salt my french fries. March 3, 2010

Haiti, Chile, Taiwan... Where is Kanye West? Can we have a quake there? March 3, 2010

Kevin Costner in The Postman? I mean, WTF dude. February 27, 2010

If news was real then we'd all be dead.February 23rd, 2010

The Pontiac Aztek? I mean, WTF dude. February 19th, 2010

Recording podcasts naked on my bed with Doritos...The life. February 17th, 2010

The winter olympics is the Hugo Chavez of sporting events. We all know it's there, but no one gives a shit. February 16th, 2010

I went to buy flowers when I realized, I'm already all the gift anyone needs. February 12th, 2010

You know it's bad when you have to switch from beer to cooking wine. January 27th, 2010

I give 110% 50% of the time and you can take that to the bank. January 25th, 2010

When I look at an Arab it makes me wonder. Does he think I think he's a terrorist? November 12th, 2009

Please send links of every Obama Health Care Speech to flag@whitehouse.gov. I agree with the whitehouse, we need to eliminate misinformation. August 10th, 2009

Omg the CIA was looking for ways to kill or capture Al Qaeda operatives and didn't tell congress it was doing it's job!!! In other news. FDA was looking into pharmaceuticals and the IRS was doing taxes. RABBLE RABBLE!! July 14th, 2009

Unless we extend cap and trade to the solar system we cannot accept this bill. Jupiter, Pluto and most of our neighbor planets have also experienced warming and we suspect it is because of the gas guzzling hummers traversing the outer rim.(On Waxman-Markey) June 28th, 2009

How would you like to pay for your new software? Credit, Debit, arm, leg, or left testicle. All of the above seems about right. June 1st, 2009

If we have spent 5% of the stimulus bill and it is "It's safe to say we have stepped back from the brink," is the stimulus way to large; did we overestimate the problem; is the president confused, or is he just full of shit? May 29th, 2009

If I do worse to my penis then it is clearly not torture. May 25th, 2009

If there was a cap and trade system in Starcraft vespene gas would be done for. May 17th, 2009

If I have lost touch with this country, then this country has lost touch with reality. May 13th, 2009